Sunday 14 August 2011

HANGING OUT WITH HOWARD MARKS/JOHN COOPER CLARKE IN TAMMY WYNETES TRAILER IN LEAMINGTON SPA.

PIZZA (EXPRESS)PARTY IN LEAMINGTON SPA HMMMMMMM PIZZA FUCKING LOVE PIZZA DIVORCE DO MAKING LOVE TO THE PIZZA N DOUGH BALLS FARRIS ROTTER FROM THE HORRORS HAS A NEW SIDE PROJECT IN LEMINGTON SPA ACTUALLY IT IS REALLY HIS WEE BROTHERS BAND...THE CROWD WENT WILD FOR A BIT OF FARRIS JUNIORS BITTY THE DUDE THAT USED TO BE IN CSI TURNED UP..WELL HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE GUY FROM THE I.T CROWD...EITHER WAY HE WAS A FUCKING DICK,WHO GOES TO A GIG AND STANDS UP THE FRONT GRABBING THE MIC?,HMM....A NEEDY MOTHERFUKER FROM CSI OR THE I.T CROWD THATS WHO....FUCKIN DICK!!!!!! JENNIE GOT SICK OF ROLLING ABOUT THE FLOOR SO DECIDED TO GET UP ON THE VINTAGE ROAD RUNNER RUNNER RIDE AND RIDE THE SHIT OUT OF IT BROON'SNAIL'TOON MANAGED TO PULL A COUPLE OF BURNT OUT BANGER SSTERS AND TOOK THEM TO HIS TRAILER FOR A PUMP THEY WERENT INTO IT AS THEY WERE LESBIANS SO WE DECIDED TO GET THE CLEANING PRODUCTS OUT AND CLEAN THE TRAILER INSTEAD...SEE WE ARE A WELL BEHAVED BAND,YOU CN TAKE US ANYWHERE...WELL, 3 OF US A PINK HENRIETTA HOOVER MOTHERFUKERS.....ONLY THE BEST FOR TAMMY WYNETTE YO...OH YEAH,THAT ACTUALLY IS TAMMYS OLD TRAILER WE ARE IN....FANCY BITCH,THAT KLF SONG PAID OFF EH?,SHE KEPT THE SEATS COVERED IN CLINGFILM THOUGH AS SHE HEARD ANDY WAS COMING THEN HOWARD MARKS TURNED UP...HE BROUGHT A BIN BAG FULL OF WEED AND HIM AND THE BANGER SISTERS PROCEEDED TO SMOKE IT ALL... HE DIDNT EVEN OFFER US ANY,HE MADE US CLEAN THE COOKER AFTER HE BURNED IT HOT KNIFING...FUCKING CUNT RIGHT GUYS....YU BLOOODY WELL BETTER GET THE HELL OUT MY TRAILER,BLOODY LOVELY BAST'ADS YU!!!!!! IM FROM WALES YO!!!!! SO YEAH....WE LEFT!

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